This is a situation where they lead you up to a big planetary situation, let’s say in December. And you read daily or log in to read the monthly update with the INSIDE INFORMATION. All the while you can’t wait to get to December because after that big alignment it’s going to be smooth sailing.
No no no.
Because once December rolls around they start previewing the absolutely devastating, or glorious, thing that’s going to happen in May of the following year.
What’s even better for business is that typically there is a mix of big BAD and big GOOD things on the horizon. Things that you absolutely have to know about and be prepared for because astrology is all about living life under the covers.
Bottom line, astrologers use cliffhangers. There is always something new coming down the cosmic pike. It will be big it will be beautiful and it will absolutely transform your life. And I can’t wait to tell you about it! All in good time, dear reader. Oh and by the way there was a problem with your credit card I don’t do the technology side of the business but please sort it out with accounts receivable because I would hate for you to miss what happens next! You’re bound to love it!